A few ways to say I hate you

1)bang on the floor when I can start to understand your conversation
2)drop bricks on my floor simply because I can
3)Play my favorite porno on full blast until 10PM
4)Put my trash in your trash can
5)Put nails under your tires
6)Put bleach in your laundry detergent
7)Call your pastor and let them know ALL of the things you've done to antagonize me
8) Shit on your door step
9)Throw baloney onto the roof of your S.U.V.
10)Let the repo man know where you hide your car
11)Hit your car next time you decide to block the driveway, rather than drive over the grass
12)Vacuum at 9:45 for the whole 15 minutes
13)Jump rope from 8PM to 8:30
14)Record every move you make
15)Place fishing line across your walkway so you trip
16)Place crazy glue on quarters outside your door
17)Soap the rear window of your car with "I hate black people"
18) Place a nest of sugar ants under your kitchen
19) Shut off your hot water heater
20) Place cellophane wrap over your door
21) Place a toothpick in your door lock
22)Sign you up for NMBLA
23)Mail dead animals to you, 3rd class
24) Hand bill your car with pamphlets from the KKK, or neo-natzi youth group
25)Leave the classifieds on your doorstep with ads for apartments in the Ghetto circled
26) Write your husband anonymous love letters, with dirty underwear inside
27) Roll on the ground in a 10 minute laughing fit at 9:15 at night
29)Play my music at full blast at 7:00AM
30)Have really loud sex with my boyfriend at 4:30 in the morning
31) Move furniture around at 7:30 in the morning
32) Do 100 jumping jacks at 8am
33) Leave my garbage next to your trash can
34) Hide in the basement, jump out and yell boo, and then run away*
*may be applied to other shared areas of the apartment building
35) Burn a cross on my side of the lawn, toast marsh mellows and invite you to join me

PS: I'm not doing these things because I'm a racist, I'm just an asshole