Monday, November 16, 2009

House of Characters

Over the weekend my domicile expanded by a husband and wife team and two ferrets. While Hubby is lacking an official nickname, his better half has earned "Pimpett".
I have a dangerous confession to make that may jeopardize my intellectual standing among my peers. I apologize. I am a fan of the Twilight series. That's right. The stupid teeny bopper over the top melodrama that is mostly plagiarized from my understanding. However, on November 20th I will take this fanaticism to a new low and go see the movie on opening day.
Pimpett (and in how she earned her nickname tonight) says to me as we're hanging out in the living room that she had a friend asking about the movie and if she knew of anyone wanting to go see it. She mentions to her friend that I would. I immediately respond that she is not allowed to pimp my ass out to her friends. Pimpett's eyes roll back into her head in expression that I can really be this dumb. (Give her time; we are talking about Twilight here.) Pimpett was suggeting a girl's night out.