It cost me $83 to go to the emergency room to receive treatment for alcohol poisoning, which includes an ambulance ride, antibiotics for the UTI I had a the time, a urine test, being cathed to confirm the results of the urine test, IV fluids and meds to stop me from puking my brains out.
When I had my "panic attack" and wound up in the ED a month later 1 mg of Ativan PO and a psych consult cost me nearly $300. I guess it's cheaper to be a drunk than face your issues, at least when it comes to comparing emergency room bills
I also had the pleasure of going to the dentist this week.Young good looking guy and probably still riding off the high of making it through med school to stare at dirty mouths all day. Which of course he uses to pick up women. Let's face it. A man's ego can be a powerful aphrodisiac especially if we're still stuck in that bad boy phase. Of course I find his bravodo arrogant and therefore feels he needs to be checked.
After my dentist, who can't pronounce the letters R or L, told me I can either have a bridge or a dental implant, I need deep gum cleaning, a routine cleaning, and five fillings, he followed up with asking if I flossed. Whipping out my axis two behavior manual, I proceeded to follow protocal for being a good boarderline and laughed at him. "Does it look like I floss? Please don't ask me any more stupid questions, k? And I'm sure you've got some free floss kicking around here in the office you can give me if you really care and want me to start doing so."
Icing on the asshole cake for this social dumb fuck," And I promise I'll stop on the way home and get some floss."
I can't help but wonder if he has any empapthy for the girl he fucked last night, and as slipped out the door whispered to her, "Don't worry, baby. I'll call you."
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